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I'd like to thank the legendary Gary U.S. Bonds for singing on this track. A portion of the proceeds will be donated to the foundation Teach Rock. It is a foundation focused on keeping music alive around the country in the school systems and a worthy foundation. Rock and Roll Hall of Famer Little Steven Van Zandt works hand in hand with the foundation and is a big part of why the program is so successful.

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Coal for Christmas
An Original Christmas Song by Tommy Byrne/ASCAP Tommy Too Tall Productions/ASCAP

(Intro)
I’m getting coal for Christmas.
No one to kiss under that mistletoe.

(Spoken)
So guess where I’m headed on Christmas Eve?

(Chorus 1)
I'm getting coal for Christmas.
Santa means business this year.
I'm getting coal for Christmas.
Stealing all the cookies and the reindeer.
I'm getting coal for Christmas.
Time to spread some Christmas cheer.

(Verse 1)
We’re gonna fly around the world
Presents for the good boys and girls
Make a pit stop at the shore
Put Comet on a tilt a whirl
Then head over to the beach
And give ole Snooki a twirl… Give her a twirl, Dancer!

(Spoken)
Watch where you’re pointing those antlers, Dancer!
Take it easy on him there baby!

(Horn section)

(Chorus)
I'm getting coal for Christmas.
Santa means business this year.
I'm getting coal for Christmas.
Stealing all the cookies and the reindeer.
I'm getting coal for Christmas.
No time for a ghost to appear.

(Verse 2)
We’re all having a good time.
Hanging at the local bar.
If you’re looking for me Santa.
Don’t gotta go too far.
All alone on Christmas.
Scrooge is playing lead guitar… Go you Old Miser!

(Guitar solo)

(Chorus 3)
I'm getting coal for Christmas.
Santa means business this year.
I'm getting coal for Christmas.
Stealing all the cookies and the reindeer.
I'm getting coal for Christmas.
Time for one last round of beer.

(Verse 3)
The night’s coming to an end.
Bartender pours a shot for you.
I look over at the glass.
And say baby, but from who?
Standing right across the bar.
It's Mrs. Claus dressed in blue.

(Spoken)
You’ve been a bad bad boy!

(Outro)
Coal for Christmas.
Coal for Christmas (choir)
Only coal for Christmas.
Coal for Christmas (choir)
I know it’s coal for Christmas.
Coal for Christmas (choir)
Nothing but coal for Christmas.
Coal for Christmas (choir)
I’m getting coal for Christmas.
Kissing Mrs. Claus under the mistletoe!

(Spoken)
Daddy, daddy, wake up! Santa was here!

credits

released December 1, 2023
Gary U.S. Bonds: Singer
Alan Lefton: Bass
PK Lavengood: Guitar
Kevin Werbel: Drums
Ken Sidotti: Keyboards, Organ
Joe Belia: Tambourine, Sleigh bells, Percussion
Layonne Holmes: Background Vocals
Eddie Testa: Background Vocals
Lori Davis: Background Vocals
Sheri Lynn: Background Vocals
Ava Bonanno: Background Vocals
Doreen Arminio: Background Vocals
Joe Arminio: Background Vocals
Joboanno: Background Vocals
Joe Ferraro: Harmonica
John Farnsworth: Tenor Saxophone, Composed Horn Lines
Dan Hutchinson: Trumpet
Ian Gray: Trombone
Rick Cyr: Baritone Saxophone
Mike Lefton: Guitar, Lead Guitar, Executive Producer
Jeff Kilemba: Mixer, Master, Producer, Cayon Music LLC
Nick Koontz & Dave Uldrich : The GIG USA Video
Jeff Crespi: Photographer
Tommy Byrne: Songwriter, Singer, Composer

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Tommy Byrne Woodbridge Township, New Jersey

Tommy Byrne first put together his band back in 2010 to record his first demo of original music. The band would go onto play their first live show at the historic Stone Pony in Asbury Park, NJ, headlining the showcase. Tommy quickly gained recognition in NJ for his entertaining band up and down the shore. He has since went viral for a song he wrote with his goddaughter for autism awareness. ... more

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